Asymmetric game

When boy cries it is “why do you cry, silly boy?” When girl cries it is “don’t cry, dear, you are good girl, it will be OK”…

When boy drinks his father’s wine it is “your playstation is sold. Let it be a lesson to you”. When girl drinks her father’s wine it is “what happened dear, are you OK?”

I perfectly understand feministic hate of “gentleman behavior”. Not all prisons are made of iron bars. Some are made of feather beds.

Не спрашивай по кому звонит колокол

Ну вот вам и убийство за убеждения. Не все же за бабло убивать.

Flowing With Honey

Don’t do that:

Step one – jump from Tel-Aviv bus and buy food in nearby store to save time.
Step two – drop one of numerous packets.
Step three - don’t look into this packet.
Step four – take taxi home and sit comfortably in the back.
Step five – reach home and find out that your trousers are sticky because honey jar broke and the honey, well, flowed out from it.
Step six – think about honeyed backseat of the taxi.
Step seven - [censored]

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Well, I was always lucky. On aftermaths.

First of all I found out that teflon enhanced fabric is a good idea.
Honeyed teflon protected trousers + wet towel = trousers + honeyed wet towel.

Then I remembered what station my taxi was from. I called them immediately, they called the driver and warned him about honey hazard on backseat.

So I am four dollars poorer but my mood is OK.