Movies in 15 minutes (Shameless advertisement)

[arpad]

VAN HELSING: Hurry! We're behind
on our rope-swinging quota!

BISHOP GERMANIUS: You realize that no one's
really going to give a shit about the concept
of universal freedom for another twelve,
thirteen hundred years, right?

DUMBLEDORE: I will be your new Dumbledore
this year, which I’m sure will be fabulous
despite the presence of a few hundred
undernourished ringwraiths on the premises

Movies in 15 minutes - book of movie parodies by cleolinda
is finally available on Amazon.
It includes never published on the Internet:

1993 Jurassic Park
1995 Braveheart
1996 Independence Day
1997 Titanic
1999 The Matrix
2000 Gladiator
2001 Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
2002 Spider-Man
2002 Star Wars: Episode II—Attack of the Clones
2003 Lord of the Rings trilogy

Yes, it is not something great and insightful. But it is definitely something fresh.