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I must confess - I do like sexy looking women characters in computer games. With one exception - when they wear The-Famous-Chainmail-Underwear-By-Boris-Vallejo. Or anything of that sort.

I don't buy armor that leaves belly button naked. If I have had to meet with with sharp steel I would prefer my belly button under as many layers of leather and chain as it possible. I don't buy exotic dancers with swords either. Swords are sharp. Every sensible person will keep them away from her intime parts. A story about knight who put naked sword between himself and naked woman in his bed is not some silly medieval joke.



P.S.
A note for book lovers - if a hero wear hidden chainmail and feel that cold metal rings touch his body - author should take pause writing fantasy and read some books. You can't wear chainmail over naked skin. If you want your skin to survive your first walk, of course.

Date: 2005-01-10 12:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arpad.livejournal.com
Note that chest hair caught in the links also produces, hmm, interesting effects ;-)

Date: 2005-01-10 07:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ars-longa.livejournal.com
...I don't even want to think about these bikini things and pubic hair...

Date: 2005-01-10 09:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 0qwerty0.livejournal.com
Made a chainmail bikini. wearable, though heavy (made it non-transparent, i.e. VERY heavy).

That particular girl shaved...

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